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#1 How to be a NINJA!
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Ok, as a ninja (no joke) I have the authority to give you a guide on how to be a ninja.

Part One: Theory:

Ninjas have always been portrayed wrongly as having KICK @$$ SUPER POWERS! This is damn right wrong! To be a ninja, you need to meet the following requirements.

1. Patient; patience is always tested when being a ninja, from tedious time doing pushups to waiting to kidney-jab your friend.

2. Smart; how else are you going to figure out a plan of attack and create awesome combos?

3. Fast; this can be trained but it is always good to be fast in the first place. ^ ^

4. Agile; can also be trained, but it always help to be a natural. ^ ^

5. Strong; can be trained up, just don't underestimate exactly how much muscle tension you need to silence your footsteps. Also if you jump, TONNES if you run.

6. Focus; can be trained, avoids nasty situations when you need to stare at your target for long periods of time.

All these are from my experiences a self-trained ninja!
(Also if there are any actual ninjas out there (like they're family has been trained in Ninjutsu for generations) please don't be offended! This is a dummies guide for wannabes who think ninjas are "cool" and don't really understand it!)

Part 2 coming soon
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i thought u had to compete in a game show to be a ninja...


WAIT it was
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?????Is it American and was it on t.v because A. I'm not American and B. I don't watch T.V.

Ok part 2. How to train those things that I listed.

1. Patience; Training patience is simple, do a hard math question or something else that is hard (games, work, html (Gameface)) whithout getting frustrated.

2. Smart; Ok, this is the hard one to explain. Not y'know, maths smart, like umm..... tactically smart. Sortov like a more progressed version to "If I step on this land mine, I'll blow up" sort of thing. Try board games (Chess, Checkers) not the Monopoly sort.

3. Fast; will be explained later.

4 Agile; will be explained later.

5. Strength; will be explained later.

6. Focus; One simple test is to time how long you can keep your mind completely blank. Every time, try to make the time longer.



A very important one that was missed was Discipline (explained in part 3).

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it was japanese and american thank you but it was on tv
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OK!
Discipline; Training your self not to do somthing when you really want to. Have you ever had a chip and then thought "Hey, maybe just one more." and eventually that one more turns into 100 more? Well just think, "Hey, if I eat this chip, I'll probably gain 0.235 grams and I'll be heavier! And I'll probably eat 100 more! 2.35 grams! AHHH!!!"

Fast;Run 25meters. Time yourself. Run another 25meters, try to lower you time, repeat.

Agile; Run in a zig-zag very fast, with the zigs and the zags as tight as possible. Another trick is to run in a straight line and then kick out your foot to go the other way. At first it'll take you around a second to change directions. This time will get shorter and shorter.

Strength;As a ninjaee, you want lean muscle, not bulk. With bulk, you'll only look pretty, nothing else. With lean muscle, you can sneak around and be strong at the same time! It you're are too ripped you probably cant touch your shoulder with it's corresponding hand or you cant walk around without looking like Tom Cruise in MI:III.
DON'T GO TO THE GYM AND SPEND HOURS TOILING AWAY AT THE WHATEVER MACHINE! (This sound like an ad....) Simple pushups, crunches and chin-ups will suffice.
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I always think that if I hear something like a knock, I go ninja.
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Ninjas are only meant for assassinations not for being an super-human
its history and anyone you ask about ninjas they will talk about the fantasy ninja not the real ones
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I am well aware of that, that's why I say "ninja' not shinobi (original japanese word).
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aha!
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I see that you have caught on, finally
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