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Every one has heard one of his jokes at least once. Aperantly this has started online when one kid decided to start a list of Chuck Norris facts, it soon caught on and now there are a ton of jokes, books, and some youtube videos.

What i wanna see is the best ones that you can find or even some you have come up with.

to start here is one that i thought was funny:

Teenage mutant turtles was based off a true story, Chuck Norris swallowed a turtle and when it came out it was 6 feet tall and had learned Karita.

Here is one that i found in a youtube comment:

Chuck Norris eats VHSs and poops DVDs.
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SanTheMapper Re: Chuck Norris on 24/3/2011, 4:16 pm
Chuck Norris is too weak to be your password. It's true.
BluE Re: Chuck Norris on 24/3/2011, 5:26 pm
haha! I like that one.
NuKa_BuBble Re: Chuck Norris on 3/9/2011, 4:46 pm
Go on google and tape "find chuck norris". You'll obtain this result:

Spoiler:
handy333 Re: Chuck Norris on 17/9/2011, 1:03 pm
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

-some site
swoop Re: Chuck Norris on 18/9/2011, 5:04 am
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
NuKa_BuBble Re: Chuck Norris on 18/9/2011, 10:13 am
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.



From: Chuck Norris Facts.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts
handy333 Re: Chuck Norris on 18/9/2011, 10:17 am
Chuck Norris will be the only hero in Expendables 2, defeating 7 armies of villains with one roundhouse...
BluE Re: Chuck Norris on 18/9/2011, 5:08 pm
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts
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