Story So Far:
There once was a guy who was not gay who would walk down the street to lick men and make faces at the children. Then would travel in the sewers on a camel to visit the fairy god mother that has AIDS. She would give cooties to athletes Who deserved it, but only if they were gay with each other and the muppets. Who were lost with some pandas they made panda muppets and partied happily. They went on and on, then only to encounter evil red pandas! That could only mean one thing. The thing is they were angry at the pandas and police came. It was messy, it was dirty, it was sexy it was crazy.... and also disturbing, and NEW YEARS!! Then we played panda patty cake all night long. Singing a song that involved KENYANS running faster than any kind of speed because they're KENYANS and kenyans are fast as hell!! Kenyans also like to run alot. Kenyans are edible and have meltdowns on the toilet. Because they eat little tiny brownies and throws them. Then Dr. Rockso did jumping jacks. Then alot of cocaine and then did even more cocaine then he died. Then something happened to the dealer at the store he revived Rockso! He was shocked then died again. Then was revived like a zombie who does cocaine and jumping jacks.
But suddenly a panda showed and did cocaine which upset police so they killed them but not until the candystripers came!!!! It started to rain really hard then rockso did the most kindest granny a "favor". They played pattycake and had tea aint no party like my granny's tea party y'all.
There is kids that are pandas and also kenyans then they ran and were hunted warrior named Sir poop a lot. He did cocaine and again died, lukeywes1234 revived them darn youtube hacks with his Luigi powers because he is god. Until something happened he was ban-hammered until the end of time.
"Cows for the-cow-god!", screamed the woman as she complained about how the something something was blah blah is not doing well. He leaves her because she is *dramatic drum rolls* bad at cooking. He wonders the knowledge out of a near by library of jokes. Then he goes Down the street to find a dog who gives people leg humpings. He kicked dog and it flew and dies in the fetal position. And so she had hairy armpits and she also killed the dog's owner that was already dead from a mysterious person who ate poo from blues toilet.
The narrator's voice sounded very disgusted omg said the toilet, who killed the big bear. It was so bloody that the toilet ate his giant steaming pile of internet pr0n for all ages. Which featured Bob from the county of kegs of of whatever that purple substance was in blue's pocket turned out to be a piece of fecal matter which was a bag of putty in a box that was pretty small for midgets. The dog ate a big bowl of toilet rolls and a small japanese man. Then a medium sized European man ate a spicy piece of passionfruit cake which was a timebomb. He then took his gun, shot the gun with his gun and a bullet pulled the trigger and my finger flew right off my big hand and hit Gemini.
Then a pig covered in mud ate an apple and it died. It was dramatic yet it was very ken like however there was M™ who went to a noodle-bar and sucked noodles that tasted nice. And then M™ ate an apple and choked on an apple and was a very big big apple. Then blue went all ninja like and killed Ken with Excalibur. "Oh em gee" Blue exclaimed surprisingly, going girl crazy because Gameface ate his apple tree. was eaten by some guy in a hungry state.